Unicorn Hole - i was gonna procrastinate, but i don't feel like it right now | Текст песни

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• i was gonna procrastinate, but i don't feel like it right now

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welcome to the song about the man behind the midi
i'll tell you a bit about myself, so that you won't feel shitty
bout all the times that thanks to my music you came
without even knowing my name
my name is wyzizzellgiggex, i'm an escaped government aircraft
fled area 104 which b-t-dubbs is twice as bad
"never heard of it" you say? that's my point exactly
i killed a nasty human baby and assumed his identity
i quite enjoyed the luxury of shitting any time and place i pleased
and don't even get me started on having someone clean the mess for me

i wouldn't say that i'm the coolest dude who ever walked the earth
instead i'll sing it, so thank my mom for giving birth (to me)
i would elaborate but i'm so great you could not comprehend
that's why this singing part comes to a sudden end (like this)

when i was ten years old dinosaurs took over the world
so i went back in time and killed them all off long before
i altered evolution in the past on my way back
hey dudes, in reference to boobs, you're welcome for that
after the ice age i grew bored pretty soon
so i explored the north, like way up north, as in the moon
i made some craters just cause i needed to vent
lept back to earth, hit arizona, left a great big dent
you think i'm lying? think this all sounds too great?
alright i'll admit, i did exaggerate
i didn't really kill each dinosaur dead
i kept one raptor alive and raised him as a pet

one more little detail before the song is finished
for what it's worth i'm told that i'm schizophrenic
pfft!

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