let's talk about the walking dead jowls sag down from their heads angry, slow, and unclean and it's old people we mean wake at 4AM and skip the shower drive a solid 25 mph still manage to hit a few cars but who cares cause bingo's about to start! bingo, where old folks play bingo, home of the gray grampimps get funky with grannies cause they got ten times the crannies by noon bingo is dead that's fine, it's time for bed mostly already dead we're all infected, science serves only to delay none unaffected, one day we'll all be grays we're all infected, and it comes much to my dismay none unaffected, one day we'll all be grays we're all infected, kill yourself before it's too late none unaffected, kill yourself before it's too late sunday, scrape off the crust go to church, check on jesus other days they mix up the mix, just stay home and watch their soaps the neighbor wanted a nap, but today there is no hope brave some stairs if you're feeling tough oops you've fallen and you can't get up just a broken hip, so worth it lunch at the cracker barrel, hard candy for dessert dressed in their nicest pants that eat almost all of their shirt or maybe just sit and stare at the phone as they grow numb waiting for a call from their grandkids that will never come they've forgotten about you, but you forgot their names too "what if your grandparents hear all of your awful words?" that isn't possible; i'm not releasing any vinyl records "but what if they find these lyrics and they read them all?" that isn't possible; this text is way too small "but what if someone tells them the things that you had to say?" well that just won't matter at all, cause they'll forget anyway