------------------------------------ Welcome! Gather around now, soon-to-be trainers And let me inform you of the minor dangers You'll face on your journeys to catch em' all Better to learn now than later be appalled
When out at night don't let your eyes meet Gengar's glare You'll suffer more than just an unexpected scare Protect your neck from the bloodthirsty Golbat swarm Don't play with Hypno, kids, you'll make your mothers mourn
If you grab that sword for some protection Honedge will grab you back and add your soul to its collection If you grab that balloon just for a bit of fun Driftloon will soon have you dearly missed by everyone
Do not forget about the doll you left behind Banette remembers, filled with hate, it comes to find you
Ghosts lurk the shade in spades Reasons abound to be afraid
Don't pursue Murkrow for he aims to get you lost Alone in a dark forest, you'll pay the final cost Tempted by honey, Victreebel melts you alive As a Phantump at least your soul will survive
But maybe you found your way through Avoided death and made it to the end That Ariados you saw- the one that let you walk It tagged you with a web- it's coming for you and your friends
Under a new moon Gourgheist comes into your town Singing its eerie tune as it hunts you down It will find you and wrap its hairlike arms around You suffer but that doesn't stop the joyful sounds
The world of Pokémon can be a scary place So be sharp lest you should be erased I'd say at least your dreams could be sweet But then what would our friend Drowzee eat?
If Haunter licks you then you will convulse until you die Yamask totes its dead human face that makes it cry Jellicent drags ships and crews down into the black abyss Chandelure burns your flesh and soul until you don't exist Cofagrigius holds people in its body till they die Headaches and delusions Haunt those who hear Mismageous cry Shedinja and Dusclops will steal the souls of prying eyes That Pikachu may be a Mimikyu in its disguise
Alright, now with that out of the way Line up kids, and get ready to say hey To your very fir- wait, now what's happened here? It seems everyone has up and disappeared Well that's weird...