I went into a bar just the other night. Boy I got into one hell of a fight I think I broke my jaw The very next morning Somebody stole my car My wife left home about a week ago She stole the kids and she took all my doe. She pee'd on the carpet and she shot my horse Now I think I've gone better to bad to worse.
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Well I went to Daddy's funeral just the other day It's been just 3 short days since he's passed away Seems he died of having to much to drink And that's how his truck ended up in the drink
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