When Merlin met Arthur he was just a prat And Merlin wasn’t a boot-licker, let’s leave it at that But destiny can be a bitch And with all of that eyesex, they might as well just get hitched
Merlin and Arthur, they’re meant to be They’re medieval boyfriends obviously Two halves of a whole, that’s what the dragon said And Merlin’s job never required warming the royal bed
And if we can be honest here I think one thing makes it clear It’s blue or it’s red, it’s around Merlin’s neck
I mean, honestly. What kind of heterosexual man wears a scarf as an everyday accessory?
Merlin and Arthur, they’re meant to be They’re medieval boyfriends obviously Two halves of a whole, that’s what the dragon said And Merlin’s job never required warming the royal bed