It's pert near twelve 'o clock Do you know where your husband is? You don't know where he's run off to And you don't know who he's runnin' with You say he never holds you tight And he hangs out at that spot each night You wait up for him but he don't show Well darlin' there's something you should know
Your man is gay As a goose darlin' Gay And that's the truth darlin' I hate to break the news to you this way But your man is gay As a donned apparel Gay He's a flaming arrow Heads up babe Your man is gay
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines He likes antiques and French cuisine Well darlin' don't you know what this means? He's runnin' low on tos-tes-terine His favorite part of the Superbowl Is the locker room interviews Well just add two and two Hey darlin' this time you've got a clue
Your man is gay As a goose darlin' Gay And that's the truth darlin' I Hate to break the news to you this way But your man is gay As a donned apparel Gay Yeah he's a flaming arrow Head's up babe That man is gay