I’m Average I’m just that average guy you meet each average day I’m Average I live my average life in my average way
But when I’m all alone, my wife is snoring Or my job is really boring There’s one place I am the KING.
I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun I’m an army of one I’m the man with the gun In PVP I am second to none Dig all those matches I’ve won I’m the man with the gun
My gaming has helped me break the everyday monotony cause gaming will let me act out anything I'd like to be.
I've been a princess saving, cherry craving, coin collecting, ball deflecting, stellar trading, team upgrading, potion drinking, bad guy shrinking, rocket jumping, monster pumping, tribe evolving, puzzle solving, dot eating son af a gunship flying, cake defying, guitar swinging, pop song singing, crystal pairing, solitairing Master of the world.
I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun I’m an army of one I’m the man with the gun You shouldn’t worry ‘bout what’s being done I know my real life’s the one Where I’m the man with the gun!
I’ve also Infiltrated, terminated, space invaded, populated, guild raided, I’ve been a GOD!
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I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun I’m an army of one I’m the man with the gun A killing spree’s never been so much fun I will never be done I’m the man with the gun
I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun I’m an army of one I’m the man with the gun You cannot hide, you’ve got nowhere to run I’m a pro, there’s no con I’m the man with the gun I’m a bitch of a son I’m the man with the gun Rambo’s first name is John (Set blasters to stun!) I’m the man with the gun.