HE HAD A BAD OLD MAN WHO BEAT HIM TOOK A HAMMER TO HIS KNEES JUST TO PLEASE HIM NOW HE'S 35 AND HALF ALIVE HE'S AN OPEN MOUTH IN A BEEHIVE HE'S GONNA SMILE AND BE HAPPY MAKE EVERYONE KNOW THAT HE'S HAPPY PUT HIS SMILING FACE ON A BILLBOARD KISS HIM FROM YOUR CAR, HE'S HAPPY HE'S NOT HAPPY
WITH HIS SWOLLEN LIPS AROUND HIS EARLY TEENS IN HIS DRESS HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S IN HIS GENES SOME DAYS HE'S HALF-MAN AND THEN HE'S HALF-GOD BUT ON HIS BLUE DAYS HE WOULDN'T EAT HIS GREENS HE'S GONNA SMILE AND BE HAPPY MAKE EVERYONE KNOW THAT HE'S HAPPY PUT HIS SMILING FACE ON THE TV KISS HIM FROM YOUR CHAIR, MAKE HIM HAPPY
HE DROWNED HIS STEP-SON IN THE DUCK POND LET THE WIFE-BEATER OUT TO MAKE A POP SONG HE PUT RAZORBLADES IN THE ICE-CREAM SHOT A PAEDOPHILE IN A WET DREAM
HE'S GOT A YOUNG MAN WHO FEEDS HIM WHISPERS SWEET NOTHINGS JUST TO PLEASE HIM HE MAKES HIM COOL FOR THE TV MAKES HALF THE MAN HE IS A CELEBRITY WITH HIS SWOLLEN LIPS AROUND HIS EARLY TEENS IN HIS DRESS HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S IN HIS GENES HE'S HALF A MAN AND HALF A GOD ONE HALF BITCH, ONE HALF DOG
HE DROWNED HIS STEP-SON IN THE DUCK POND LET THE WIFE-BEATER OUT TO MAKE A POP SONG HE PUT RAZORBLADES IN THE ICE-CREAM MADE NOBODY FAMOUS ON THE BIG SCREEN PUT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ON REMOTE CONTROL PUT A FIVE-TIMES RAPIST ON HIS TV SHOW ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL IN EVERY SINGLE HOME YOU CAN EVEN HEAR HIS VOICE ON THE TELEPHONE