Dear Mom I'm dating an actress And I'm just writing to let you know Why I'm so far from home I followed her to Stella Adler A method man was what she was after She must have seen them on TV
She's my actress model dancer whatever I've been watching you I've been wanting you Actress model dancer whatever You're so over there You're so everywhere
I met her over a cigarette And though I don't really know her yet I could see she sees something in me A thousand bucks won’t pay the rent And I don't know where the money's spent But it shows Lord cause nothing's free
She's my actress model dancer whatever I've been watching you I've been wanting you Actress model dancer whatever You're so over there You're so everywhere
She made a promise she'd never act with me now But I saw her move her lips They were reading scripts She made a promise she'd never act with me now And I saw her move her lips Line please line please
Dear Mom I'm dating an actress And I'm just writing to let you know who who Actress model dancer whatever I've been watching you I've been wanting you Actress model dancer whatever You're so over there You're so everywhere Dear Mom I'm dating an actress Dear Mom I'm dating an actress Now I'm an actor too