Backwoods Johnny was a wrestlin' fool. He wrestled alligators on his way toschool. He'd stroke their bellies and throw'em in a sack, and run off to school with a gator on his back. Teacher seen him coming, jump on a chair. She yelled at Johnny, "Get your gator outta here!" Johnny replied as he took his seat, "You better mind your manners 'cause mygator wants some meat!"