For every nickel I make My boss makes a dime That's why I always shit On company time
I got a way to steal back some time As far as I know it isn't a crime It will even safe you money too By usingthe companies bathroom tissue
On the clock on the clock I only shit on the clock
And you don't have to as much work Wheather your're a janitor or a grocery clerk So when this feeling comes on your day off Just hold it untill your back on the clock
On the clock on the clock I only shit on the clock