I used to sit at home all day, Letting my life a waste away. Then one day a man in blue, Said son I got a job for you, There`s travel and adventure and loads of fun, And well even teach you how to shoot a gun. There`s room and board and a plate of food, And a brand new tailored business suit. I used to drive a «Bonneville», And now all I do is run up a hill. I used to drive a «Chevrolet», And now all I do is sleep in the hay. I used to drive a «Cadillac», And now all I do is hump a pack.