Suzy said to me one day long ago. She said honey please dont join the Corps. They like to do nothing but fuss n fight. N they look kinda wierd with those high n tights. They got bad table manners and they are so crude. They got a warm sense of humor and their jokes are rude.
I said suzy let me tell ya what ill do. Ill join the corps just for a year or two. I packed my trash and I headed to the plane. I went to the place where they made Marines.
Parris Island was the name of the place. The first thing I saw was the drill instructors face. He had razor creases and a smokey bear. Mountain climbin recruits everywhere. O yeah
Well suzy said its me or the Corps. I cant take this life anymore. I looked at suzy with a big ol' grin I havnt seen suzy since I dont know when.