Utsu - Jaegeractive ("Radioactive" Song Parody) | Текст песни

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Author:
Here's a heads up, the show is nuts
Here have some blood, and vore and guts.
You probably hate, the main character...
Eren:
I'm ten years old and hate the world
But screw you all, capskock is gold.
You may think, i'm just a brat.
Seriously guys, i'm breaking ten, i get better!
I do believe Mikasa's God
He-man wants his hair back, Armin? he called.
Is that my mom?
Wait, something is wrong.
I'm FUCKING DONE!
I'M RAGE-QUITTING THIS SHIT,
LET ME THROW MY HISSY-FIT.
GOTTA KILL ALL TITANS, BUT I'M JUST TEN.
SAW MY MOM GET EATEN, THEN PUNCHED ARMIN.
Coloss:
I'm coming to get you and play peek-a-boo.
I fell from the sky, too. Hi, nice too meet you.
Eren:
It's Xehanort, from Kingdom hearts.
We're starting fights, and blaming farts.
Still hate the world, especially Jean (or Jin).
Fell on my face, i'm back again,
It's been three years, so now we're man.
This is it, gotta jinx this shit.
OH, LOVIN' CRAP!
THE TITAN'S BEHIND ME!
QUICK, I'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM BLEED!
EVERYBODY'S WHINING, ARMIN'S CRYING.
SOON THEY'LL ALL BE DYING, I THINK I'M LYING?
Coloss:
I'll pop up behind you, and ruin the mood.
I fell from the sky, too, i'm freaking cool, dude.
Mikasa:
"Please, just don't die..."
That's all i said.
The dumbass then goes, and winds up DEAD.
Armin:
I'M FREAKING OUT!
EREN JUST GOT EATEN!
WHAT THE HELL I DON'T (вообще слово не понимаю)
NOBODY IS SAFE NO, NO ONE'S SAFE, NO.
PROTAGONIST OR NOT, THOUGH, ONLY THIS DAMN SHOW!
Eren:
I'M A TITAN, I'M A TITAN.
I'M SO DAMN ATTRATIVE, why too attractive?
I'M A TITAN, I'M A TITAN!
Armin:
How that's freaking happen?
EREN'S A TITAN!

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