(Frank) How do you do I see you've met my faithful handyman He's a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the handyman Didn't you freaky Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by it's cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite From transsexual transylvania
Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovie Or if you like something visual That's not too abysmal We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie
(Brad) I'm glad we caught you at home Ah - could we use your phone We're both in a bit of a hurry We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry
(Frank) You got caught with a flat Well how about that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic