I've heard there was a perfect game That Kotick made and it wasn't lame But we don't really care for vidya, do we? It goes like this: They run, they gun "Hey suck my dick!" "I fucked your mum!" The baffled gamer playing Call of Duty! Call of Duty Call of Duty Call of Duty Call of Duty
My days were long But I stuck it through I played three games And wanted to Experience an ending Chosen by me... But look at what I got instead: EA gaveme blue, green, and red! I wish I'd never gotten Mass Effect 3! Mass Effect 3 Mass Effect 3 Mass Effect 3 Mass Effect 3
Baby I've been here before I've seen this town, I've cleared this floor... You wouldn't reuse assets like that, would you? I've seen the tag on the fancy box, This is not worth sixty bucks! It's so copy-paste, it's bullshit! Dragon Age 2! Dragon Age 2 Dragon Age 2 Dragon Age 2 Dragon Age 2
There was a time before DRM Was shoehorned into every gem And games were made with love and not enmity... I remember how offline it grew And having fun I grew some too! How can this piece of garbage be SimCity? SimCity SimCity SimCity SimCity