All the top fifty on the app store They are all cas-u-al, don't you know? There is only trash [oh-e-oh] Like Candy Crush or the domino.
Playing Angry Birds, wasting their time choosing games like they are novices Never spend a dime [oh-e-oh] unless it’s on in-app purchases
mustard types on their PC rigs say [waaaooowaaaoo] Taste like a plebeian
The babby scrubs play games on the low-est diff-i-culty mode available They've got no-skills [oh-oh-e-oh] “Tell me a story!”, Oh what a load
All the ten year olds not knowin’ controls They skip the Plat’num cuz they’re no fun The reviews are in, [oh-e-oh] They're playing just like a plebeian
All the NEETs on the image boards say: [waoaoawooe] Taste like a plebeian
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Don’t start yet, wait-for him to attack Try dodging his move, then wail on him Just don’t get hit~ [oh-e-oh] But if you do, try and try again
If you want to find all the plebs They're playing on some dumb indie game With no gameplay~ [oh-e-oh] Walk a straight walkway, and read some text
All the Japanese with RPGs The waifu wars will never be done And the /v/irgins know~ [oh-e-oh] They have the taste of a plebeian
All the anons in the webm thread say~: [waaoaowaa] Taste like a plebeian Taste like a plebeian