(HOOK) You and I should have a pint or two or ten or twelve It's been a while since we had craic, What's garn on with yourself
(Verse) It's been two weeks since We last spoke and not a lot has changed I heard you've got a fella now, You're garn out with what's-his-face So good on you, I'm sure you'll Find tThat he's a classy bloke He'll treat you like a queen. His face'll be your throne.
(Chorus) Excuse me if I'm talking *** I've had a few to drink I don't know what I'm saying so instead we'll sing you and I should have a pint or two or ten or twelve It's been a while since we had craic, What's garn on with yourself
(Verse) Since we last spoke it's been a month I hope you're doing fine That lass you made your missus You'll marry her in time. You say that You and her you're so alike just like two peas in pods Garn get her up the duff my lad, And have a couple sprogs.
(Chorus) Excuse me if I'm talking *** I've had a few to drink I don't know what I'm saying so instead we'll sing you and I should have a pint or two or ten or twelve It's been a while since we had craic, What's garn on with yourself. (Verse) It's been six months since we last spoke and things aren't going great You've moved in with your fella, But think it's a mistake But hang in there you bonny lass I'm sure you'll make it work And if it doesn't maybe you'll Find someone you deserve.
(Chorus) Excuse me if I'm talking *** I've had a few to drink I don't know what I'm saying so instead we'll sing you and I should have a pint or two or ten or twelve It's been a while since we had craic, What's garn on with yourself.
(Verse) Since we last spoke it's been a year and quite a lot has passed You moved out and she moved on the whole thing fell right on its *** I'm sorry to hear that lad, Seems like it wasn't meant to be But now she's on the pull d'ya think she'd take a crack at me?