Fool of the school being ignored by Luciëlla I'm crazy, so they say Being cool at the pool: it's me & my gitarra I am passé, Okay
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway, I can do it 'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway, I can do it And hey! That's why I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say: Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay
Lion head-dress, make-up like Cleopatra I'm out of vogue, okay Zionite stress, makes me feel I'm Musica I'm a Big Joke Okay
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway, I can do it 'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway, I can do it And hey! That's why I say
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say: Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay
It's me, I step in the scene, the lyrical human being Hey Valens, you thought you where cool man, you Must have been having a dream 'Cause I'm the only one who is crashin' & bashin' & smashin' And rippin' & flippin' the mike 'cause Clarkson, you're too old-fashioned
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway, I can do it 'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway, I can do it
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say: Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say: Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay