Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way So much fun it is to ride In a one-horse open slay, hey!
I just want to take my time right now and wish Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ‘s been quite a long one But hey!
Who would even know Kanye West has balls To fight with Obama’s ass, run for votes New White House’s boss has all on the records Cause the last year Barak had called him a jackass This year’s been funny like CK’s jokes Humor got better after his divorce And of course in the course of the numerous actions we have wars That destroy our homes and our nations
I don’t want any wrestles All I want to say is that Russia’s an asshole Putin’s insane and who’s liking his ass hole Soon gonna get some decease for new year as a present; hey!