I walk through the streets cos my mountain bike is gone, My pitbull is so vicious, he’ll bite you to the bone, My flat is a complete mess, imagine how I feel
Oh my God, my car’s been repossessed, My credit card excessed!
Don’t smack me now, don’t kick me now For this, that I’m in love with you… …What’s mine is yours!
My football scarf collection is a wonder to behold, The blade’s I’ve got are too small because I’m growing old And if you marry me, a kimono’s yours for sure
Oh my God, we’re a family of rogues, We all live on the dole!
Don’t smack me now, don’t kick me now For this, that I’m in love with you… …What’s mine is yours!