Dig a hole straight down Try to swim with squids and drown Forget to build an iron door Use lava as your brand new floor
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Shoot yourself with a bow Get hit in the face by a ball of snow Trap yourself in a wall Fight a zombie in a drunken brawl
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a creeper as a pet make a horde of pigmen upset Gorge yourself, on rotten meat Chill out in the nether while you try tweet
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Take gravel to the face Greet an endermen with a warm embrace Get into a skelly stew I wonder what does this lever do?
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Building a big castle while it's freezin' Irritate a slime for no good reason. Ride on a pig and jump straight into the void Tell a villager his house has been destroyed Forget your armor and go naked to the end Ask the enderdragon to be your best friend
Dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die