EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ROBOCOP! VS! THE TERMINATOR! BEGIN!
RoboCop: Freeze! I suggest you use your right to remain silent Before I show your robot ass some Detroit violence I'm like an X-Wing commander, cause I stay on target I take over these streets like I'm a farmer's market I wonder where the Cyberdyne research went That they couldn't fix your funky Hans and Franz accent They sent you back to kill a child, he's defeating you still They shoulda made a time-traveling morning after pill And I didn't think I had any feelings left inside me But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3 I'm RoboCop, and I got the flow to beat roided-out C-3PO I got the mic control like alt, delete Your move, creep
Terminator: Wrong, I have detailed files to the conclusion of your trilogy That movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry I am T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 And I'll be sweeping up your Robo-bits like paperclips when I'm done My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and GAT's and grenades That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg We're not the same, you peel away, I perfect ????? fight super computers You look like Krang wearing a cold-press juicer They left off your balls when your suit was created
Ellen Murphy: I still love you, Alex
Terminator: Bullshit! Your sex life is terminated Based on my detailed analysis of the lyrical structure of battle raps It's time for your next shit verse, and then, I'll be back
RoboCop: You don't know love, you don't know honor You only know a program robot boner for John Connor OCP gave me the skills to wreck this I can't help it if I'm fresh, it's my prime directive
Terminator: I'll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal cords Then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge
RoboCop: Nice try, but I'm too quick on the draw What can go wrong for you will, creep: Murphy's law
Terminator: Chill out, dickwad, your emotions are wrecking your flow I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode You're too slow, I have ??? more steam to machines than a barista It's Judgement Day, baby, hasta la vista
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!