Ze time is now I need ze new and latest fashions (ya) Hydrated, satiated Getting pumping for it (ya) It's new, it's hot, I love it a lot I only need one thing (ya) With ein arm up and ein on waist I'm so very totally German (sing)
Da, da, da, da, Das Horn Da, da, da, da, Das Horn
It's long and stunning And pointy and hard It warms me in ze cockles Zwei beers is good I think I should whip out ze cocktails, ya? I make ze best Hans Gretel-tini Nothing else quite like it There's sweet and sour... kraut And splash of oatmeal stout Kaffee und Kuchen, ya? And then there's Kräuterlikör
Da, da, da, da, Das Horn Da, da, da, da, Das Horn
And when I'm bathing (Das Horn) And when I'm shaving (Das Horn) It's time for working (Das Horn) It's time for playing (Das Horn) And while I schnooze (Das Horn) Or buy shoes (Das Horn) Socializing (Das Horn) And fantasizing, ooh