One day while he was waiting for the trolley, he had a hat My high silk hat He wore it high upon his head so proudly, a beautiful hat My high silk hat
A hat like this just makes him feel so grandly Now fancy this and fancy that The splendor of his hat in all it's majesty Like a king in a royal cap
I feel so swell and handsome in my hat I bet that others wish they had in fact A hat as this, a hat as that, a hat so fine, a high silk hat Oh Mr. Art Bigotti, now what do you think of that?
Now his hat was not all he wore so proudly I must in fact share more than that For upon his lap there sat a treat so fondly Of chocolate this and chocolate that
Deliciousness that makes him feel so dandy A chocolate bliss, a chocolate snack Confections such as these are more than candy Somewhat like life, a box of that
I have my chocolate placed upon my lap I feel so good, you just cannot top that I have my snack, a chocolate pack, of chocolate this and chocolate that Oh golly Mr Nezzer, now what do you think of that?
Now time was passing and the sun grew hotter Upon his hat and his chocolate snack So beneath his hat he thought and pondered What should I do to save my hat?
He thought and contemplated as he perspired Beneath his hat, upon his lap He feared his chocolate treats would soon retire Into a pool a chocolate vat
I won't feel grand if I take off my hat The sun's getting hot and my hat just might go flat My hat, it might go flat, and my sweets will melt like that Oh, hurry Mr Trolley before my dapperness goes flat
He decided to fore go his looks so dashing To save his hat and little snack So he placed the treats upon the seat beside him And put his hat on top of that
Oh please! Oh please, oh please! Don't anybody sit close to me, upon my hat I ask, if all of you could be so kindly And just stand back, away from my snack
A great big squash just sat upon my hat A great big squash just squished my hat real flat He squashed my hat, he made it flat He squished my snack, oh what of that? Oh tell me anybody, now what do you think of that?
A great big squash just sat upon his hat A great big enormous squash squished his hat real flat He squashed his hat, he made it flat He squished his snack, oh what of that? Oh golly, uh, what's your name?
They've never given me a name I have been around since show one and I still don't have a name Now what do you think of that