When I was young I thought life would be rich and fun But now I’m old and know that life is a bitch with a gun She aims it at you when you think you got her figured out And then she laughs at you and sticks the barrel in your mouth She mocks everything you stand for Therefore you fair horribly at almost everything you care for Bear for breaking my umbrella in a hail storm Wonder what the devil’s got a shovel and a pail for I’m not one to bitch, usually irrational Passed the point of being passive by far I need to mention she reminds me, finds me Every time someone is standing behind me Power to blind me but thanks bitch I really need you sneaking up on me now What’s with you giving me the shout? What’s with you bugging me down? I always heard she likes to teach you when you least it expect it And some would say she only sees you when she needs attention
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She’s life, queen of the bitches, the role model for She’s trife, make you wanna sip the whole bottle gone She’s like nothing, nothing’s like her, it’s not fair The way she’s acting makes me not care
She’s life, queen of the bitches, the role model for She’s trife, make you wanna sip the whole bottle gone She’s like nothing, nothing’s like her, it’s not fair The way she’s acting makes me not care
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I gotta calm down and face this broad Before I pull a David Aames and get my face blown off Smoking trees in the vanilla skyline our eyes blinded Don’t know the fine line between living and dying Till she’s tried and give you a judge She’s a beautiful seductress Till you get the invoice, nothing’s free, pay for crushes Await the crutches, expect the clouds to gain weight and crush us Expect buildings to collapse and touch us Because of discussions that happened between rich folks ? money rule the world without a second thought Split the cigar, let’s smoke the weed and free ? too I don’t wanna have to say I told you so don’t believe me though Yeah it’s a wonder that I feel like speaking, helps at all Cause she’s behind me with a shotgun, panties, and bra Looking at me like shut the fuck up kid Go ahead and put your hands up, give me respect when I demand some
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She’s life, queen of the bitches, the role model for She’s trife, make you wanna sip the whole bottle raw She’s like nothing, nothing’s like her, it’s not fair The way she’s acting makes me not care
She’s life, queen of the bitches, the role model for She’s trife, make you wanna sip the whole bottle raw She’s like nothing, nothing’s like her, it’s not fair The way she’s acting makes me not care