My name is Derpy and I'm -A- pony. I was formerly Ditzi. But then you all renamed me!
My name is Derpy Hooves and let's be pals. I'm actually a gal! But still I can boost morale.
I used to be within the background there. And all you would notice is my cross-eyed stare But then because of my unique two eyes. You just wouldn't let me die. So now with a name you know I-
Have gotta name and it is Derpy Hooves. So now I am truly moved. At what all the fans have proved!
Ev-er-y-pony and everybody, You all show that you love me. So much that I get to be~
Part of the TV show you love so much. I got my own scene so I could fly around and such. Yeah so I dropped something on Rainbow Dash.
At least I was still a smash! I made Hasbro lots of cash. SO. THERE.
[What's all this now, where have I gone? Wait a minute, am I being drawn!? I'm now a pony, this is all so strange. This is bizarre. It's quite deranged. One minute I was running, a Dalek giving chase, Now I'm the pony-master of time and space,
No matter I am henceforth "Doctor Whooves." The name just popped in my head. I say I approve! This place is so confusing I can't stand up straight. So I'll do what I always do I must investigate. If only I had a companion, someone to assist! Always running, always helping, you get the gist.]
Hi Mr. Doctor can I be your friend? Your blue box looks broken so a hoof I sure can lend. Let's fix it up and you'll be on your way. I may be a shade of gray, but I can make everything o-kay!