Well, I bet you never guessed when you came to the show You'd be getting on the bus with me and doing some blow Your mama's in the parking lot and looking for you She's gonna find you when I'm done, all covered with goo
Ooh, mama's little girl got all sticky
Hair on your nipples, zits on your box In Oklahoma City you're considered a fox What did you have to do for that backstage pass? 'Cause I found a poison laminate inside of your ass
So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night The driver says we're leaving come morning light Spit out that retainer and do me right Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Yeah, that's it, aah, you're a good girl
I wanna thank you for the loving that you spread over me I'll be singing about you on the next CD And you won't have to wonder if you caught VD You'll be screaming my name when you sit down to pee
Hey, Michael Starr, you motherfucker, whoa, whoa
So come on, pretty baby, suck my balls all night I'm hopped up on Cialis and you're high as a kite I know it yeast infected but I think it's alright Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
All around the world there's a hundred billion stupid girls just like you Just begging for nuts to chew
So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night Your daddy's looking for me and he's ready to fight The driver says we're leaving come morning light Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night I'm hopped up on Cialis and you're high as a kite I know it tastes infected but I think it's alright Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night The driver says we're leaving come morning light Spit out that retainer and do me right Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night