Victorian Trout Conspiracy - Super Duper Electric Scooter | Текст песни

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• Victorian Trout Conspiracy
• Super Duper Electric Scooter

Woke up this morning in the fetal position,

Fed up of doing it doggie now I’m on a mission

I roll out of bed full of purpose and ambition

I am just like a sales rep on commission

I head to the can to shite, shower and shave

Remember all the times that I misbehaved

Decide to leave my stubble like a man in a cave

See my plan come into fruition



I don’t have much time to waste I’ve got my head in my arse and my arse in my face

It’s time to see what’s going on



Talking ‘bout my Super-Duper Electric Scooter



Leave my flat and I hit the street

I’ve got the sun in my eyes and the beat in my feet

Dip my chin to avoid detection

And I put on some sunglasses for my own protection

Cross the street, pick up a metro

And an overpriced coffee with a salty pretzel

Steering with the kiddies alphabetical stencil, I’m set



I don’t have much time to waste I’ve got my head in my arse and my arse in my face

We’ve got to cut to the chase but we’ll ease it up now and put you back in your place

I don’t have much time to waste I’ve got my head in my arse and my arse in my face

It’s time to see what’s going on



Talking ‘bout my Super-Duper Electric Scooter



Take me home, I want a free breakfast ‘cause I shagged your bird and needed a tetanus

Getting laid is always the agenda, gonna seek you out for a mighty deep ender

Take a ticket and get in line, we’ll all get fucked up and have a good time

Groping the groupies in the witching hour, I cannae wait to get a deek at your flower!



I don’t have much time to waste I’ve got my head in my arse and my arse in my face

It’s time to see what’s going on



Talking ‘bout my Super-Duper Electric Scooter