Splatoon Rap Battle (Shooter vs. Charger vs. Roller)
Shooter: Coming up first is the best they got Blastin' foes on the walls with a splattershot Squelchin' inklings in the fray Juniors gettin' aerosprayed Got my automatic weapons And I go berserk You're the clean up crew to my dirty work Splat splat splat! With a rapid win Beat ya badder than octarians Better run on you're in for fun No way I'm outplayed, I rock the most guns Streamed by an endless flow of ink Pick another class? You best rethink! I'm running Ya I'm gettin' up close And gunnin' Go toe to toe The box art hero that we've come to know Trade the most blows and got the most flow Don't got the guts to take my runs Hope you all enjoy the taste of defeat I'm the Dali in this art of war And I'll make the world my masterpiece
Chorus: We're spraying, No need for praying, It's time to meet the masters of the game! We take our chances, The world's our canvas, Now we're going hard in the paint!
Charger: Now it don't get much harder Than when your face the charger Whip out a snipe, aim down the sights And boom! You died a martyr My aresenal's a bit low And my fire rate's a tad slow Bot no matter the range, there's no escape Cause you're never safe when I unload On a streak? You'll lose all hope When I spot you with my splatterscope! So blast the walls and have your fun I'll be picking you off, one by one I'm a kid now, I'm a squid now The kraken's been released You best be afraid of my 3K That takes out insantly Droppin' burst bombs on the track Your whole team's gettin' splat! With my echolocater everyone's under attack!
Chorus: We're spraying, No need for praying, It's time to meet the masters of the game! We take our chances, The world's our canvas, Now we're going hard in the paint!
Roller: This is what it's all about Here comes the roller rollin' out Step to the toughest tank alive And you'll be inked and brushed aside It should be known and understood That I cover more ground than you ever could! Sit tight, this one's gonna hurt! I'm a dynamo! Get off my turf! With your guns you think you're tough But I can't be touched with my shields up! Rep's not the best next to my crew But you're all be rolled when I come at you! I'm a killer wail with my melee Leaving my mark as I hunt my prey Foes ask themselves at the end Is that the paint? Or is that my friend? I'm flattening, it's maddening Nothing will slow me down! When I roll the world will know Who's got the biggest brush around!
Chorus: We're spraying, No need for praying, It's time to meet the masters of the game! We take our chances, The world's our canvas, Now we're going hard in the paint!