[Verse 1: Dunkey] When I arrived I didn't know what they saying I spent 18 hours on a plane But then in english a beggar said "Be a dear" I said "BITCH I JUST SPENT ALL MY MONEY GETTING HERE!"
At McDonalds grab a beer Roll into the glass sphere Restaurant's got a chandler Leah's got a nice rear To be honest it's a miracle that i'm alive Because NONE of these french people EVER learned how to drive! COME ON!
THAT SHIT CRAY THAT SHIT GAY THAT SHIT CRAY WHAT THE FUCK
[Verse 2:Dunkey] The guy said "You better check out this hall" I said "You better check out this dog!" They even had a painting by Shrek But look at over that guy's dick THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG
THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD,THERE'S A DOG
[Verse 3:Dunkey] Shoes on my feet Walking on streets Provided by dunk Rappin on beats Grease on my hands From eating pizza I reached out and touched the Mona Lisa The guard said "You can't do that man" UH HUH I'M AMERICAN
[Verse 4:Dunkey] This is where they buried King Tut Meanwhile, look at Leah's butt They got my favorite joint here: PIZZA HUT We went somewhere nice instead The waiter said "Take a seat" "My name is Monalee what would you like to eat?" I looked at him dead in his eyes You already know that I want the FRENCH FRIES!