So you've come to tell your story To get some sympathy You're down and out and need some help to heal And you thought a place like this might be just what you need To cry into your drink and have a break down So tell us what you've been through Where you've been and how you got there Who you met and how they broke you We're all dying to know We'll raise our glass to heartbreaks To rotten luck and dead ends And when we're drunk with pity We'll drain our glass and go I'm so sad to disappoint you You'll get no comfort here For those with naught won't hesitate to rob you Of ev'rything and anything that you might still possess And if your pocket's empty they'll contempt you You're nothing but an echo Of everyone among them A pestering reminder Of how they all began; It's just a little tangle A temporary setback I'll soon be up and running Or at least, that was the plan Yes we've all shared our stories Of all who did us wrong Now you get off my seat and make your mind up Though I don't give a damn about where ever you'll end up I'm trusting you remember where the door is