Why can't I get just one kiss? Why can't I get just one kiss? Believe me, Somethings I wouldn't miss But I look at you pants and I need a kiss. Why can't I get just one screw? Why can't I get just one screw? Believe me, I'd know what to do. But something won't let me make love to you. Why can't I get just one fuck? Why can't I get just one fuck? I guess it's got something to do with luck But I've waited my whole life for just one Day after day I get angry And I will say That the day is in my sight When I take a bow and say goodnight Oh my my my my my oh my mum Have you kept your eye Your eye on your son? I know you've had problems You're not the only one When your sugar left, he left you on the run Mo my my my my my mo my mum Take a look now Look what your boy has done He's walking around like he's number one You went downtown and got him a gun. Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me You know you got my sympathy But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me You know you got my sympathy But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs Can I mix in with your affairs? Share a smoke, Make a joke Grasp and reach for a leg of hope Words to memorize, words hypnotize Words make my mouth exercise. Words all fail the magic prize Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs Oh my my my my my mo my mother I would love to love you lover City's restless It's ready to pounce Here in your bed from ounce to ounce Sayin' oh my my my my my mo my mother I would love to love you lover The city's restless It's ready to pounce Here in your bed from ounce to ounce I've given you a decision to make Things to lose, things to take Just as she's about ready to cut it up She says Wait a minute honey I'm gonna add it up Add it up (x8) Day after day I get angry and I will say That the day is in my sight When I take a bow and say goodnight