Once upon a time In a land called Junk There lived a king The king of Junk He was a very greedy king All day long he ate And he ate and he ate Umbrellas, bits of ?, televisions, tiny dolls Umbrellas, bits of ?, televisions, tiny dolls No one was happy in the land of Junk The king made all the people woe (woe!) “Collect more rubbish and in my belly it will go” All day long he ate And he ate and he ate Let the ? ? stools ‘n’ chairs, christmas trees and teddy bears Let the ? ? stools ‘n’ chairs, christmas trees and teddy bears “I.. I’ve had enough” says Perky Platterpusss “I must destroy the king of Junk” So Perky devised a super plan To rid the land of this awful and evil man ?Drop the bomb as they sleep, they don’t know where it will be ?Drop the bomb as they sleep, they don’t know where it will be “I’m gonna give this to the king”