OP Protoss Ball (Gangnam Style) Starcraft Parody - Viva La Dirt League
OP Protoss Ball Protoss Ball
Verse 1
Wall up your main and let me build my probes unobserved Choose a tech you like and take your natural and your third Let’s play the late game cause you know I like it that way Real men don’t do all-ins.
I’m a Protoss boss; a psionic killer and you’ll find the Game is lost; when you see Zealots Templar, Stalkers and a Colossus; you best run away and hide because I’ve Got the force; Protoss Ball of course
Pre Chorus 1
My population, has hit 200, I’ve got my ball (ball!) My Protoss ball (ball!) Now you can’t beat me, so just type “gg” Let’s end this game (game!) Avoid the pain (pain!) Cause my OP Protoss Ball is in your main! (main main main...)
Chorus 1
OP Protoss Ball Protoss Ball Ooop oop ooop ooop OP Protoss Ball Protoss Ball Ooop oop oop oop OP Protoss Ball
I drive you crazy Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball Cos my build is so lazy Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Verse 2
You’ve got your medivacs marines and your marauders You’ve got a lot of vikings for colossi but I’ll storm them Observer saw your fusion core you think you’re pretty baller But I’m straight up Protoss ballin
With my Protoss Ball, there’s nothing that you can do to me So make the call; just gg or I’ll administer a Coup de grâce You might have better chances when they release Heart of the Swarm; (I’ve got a key)
Pre Chorus 2
No competition, my composition, will win the war (war!) My Protoss ball (ball!) Your indecision, in this collision You’ve lost a thor (thor!) Your tank’s no more (more!) And your Orbital Command has hit the floor (floor flooor flooor...)
Chorus 2
OP Protoss Ball Protoss Ball Ooop oop ooop ooop OP Protoss Ball Protoss Ball Ooop oop oop oop OP Protoss Ball
I drive you crazy Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball Cos my build is so lazy Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball
Verse 3
Mothership I’ve got my mothership Just when you thought you had a chance I vortex for the win Two templar merge into one archon And in my Archon toilet I’ll be flushing everything OP Protoss Ball
I drive you crazy Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball Cos my build is so lazy Ooop oop oop ooop OP Protoss Ball