Biking down the road Terry keeps his clips on Good advice from dad "Always wear your clips, son" Pity that he's dead Buried with his clips on
Terry is a clean young man But next door think he's weird His idiaminosyncraties are stranger than my beard And if he's strange - he won't change - he won't change
When he rides to work Terry keeps his clips on Like any other bloke Terry keeps his clips on Slaving at the bench Terry keeps his clips on Quiet in the gents Terry keeps his clips on
Oh Terry, Oh Terry, why why why Why don't you behave like normal people do-do-do-do-do why why why
When he goes to bed Terry keeps his clips on More advice from dad "Only take your boots off" Bending for the soap Terry keeps his clips on Afterwards a *** - Terry has a good cough
Terry is an upright chap And seldom is he rude Because he keeps his clips clamped on He's never in the nude And if that's strange - he won't change - he won't change
25 hours a day Terry keeps his clips on Any other way... no Terry keeps his clips on Let me tell you why Terry keeps his clips on As his dad would say - "To stop those wasps and creepy crafties crawling up your trousers!"
When he mows the grass Terry keeps his clips on Protects his private parts - "All the wasps can bzzz off"
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