12 - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil Song)
My granny while on her death bed She turned and said to me "Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right But somewhere I went wrong 'Cuz you sang those Death death devil devil evil evil songs"
When six pallbearers put her down And laid her body in the ground My eyes were wet My face was very long
The pastor said "son here you are Won't you please take this guitar Sing dearly departed Granny one last song"
And I sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of tragedies So how can it be wrong? Singing death death death death Devil devil evil evil songs
Well I was shopping at Hot Topic And I was walking out the door When two dumb jocks came up to me They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween" And they kicked my lipstick to the floor
And I sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how I get along
The world is full of idiots So how can it be wrong? Singing death death death death Devil devil evil evil songs
Well I went down to church on Sunday I sat up front in a pew The priest said "Jesus and Mary too Son what the devils got into you? Get up and sing a hymn or two"
And I sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs And you know that's how I get along
The world's full of hypocrisies So how can it be wrong? Singing death death death death Devil devil evil evil songs
I was invited to the White House The president pulled me aside He said "Son sing us a song of peace For those evil doers in the Middle East" I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
And I sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs And you know that's how I get along
The world is full of W's So how can it be wrong? Singing death death death death Devil devil evil evil songs
Well then I died and went to Hell I could tell right away by the awful smell That this was clearly not the pearly gates The devil said "come here young man My wife and I are your biggest fans" So naturally I felt I had it made
Well then he reached into an iron chest And he picked a tool that he felt was best Then he jabbed me in the shlong With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs He turned to me and winked and sang this song
He sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Yeah I know that's how you got along
I find your song hilarious But now your soul's precarious Singing your death death death death Devil devil evil evil songs
I'm just kidding kid Welcome to Hell Enjoy the buffet
Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs And you know that's how we got along
The world is full of sinners So how can it be wrong? Singing death death death death Devil devil evil evil songs