Voltaire - BiTrektual | Текст песни

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• Voltaire
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Jason: Live long and prosper, if you're one of us.
Voltaire: May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you.
Jason: Forever, we have been at odds.
Voltaire: Cause you're a drooling Trekkie
Jason: Says the Lucas lackey.
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony) : Whatever!

Jason: We are out in space the last frontier,
Jason: Seeking life that's new and strange out here
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and new civilizations in the great beyond.
Jason: boldly going where no one has gone.

Voltaire: Our tale is better in every way.
Voltaire: in a galaxy far far away
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): a great adventure happened a long long time ago,
Voltaire: but then I don't suppose that you would know.

Jason: We have ray guns we call phasers
Voltaire: We have blasters AND lightsabers
Jason: We have ships that fly at warp
Voltaire: Yeah, it's called "Hyperspace", you dork!
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks!
Voltaire: yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!

Jason: Oh come on let's not fight,
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): it's so unintellectual.
Jason: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Voltaire: (spoken) that's disgusting
Jason: (spoken) yeah, forget I mentioned it.

Jason: Klingons shooting at our starboard side.
Jason: We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise.
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side.
Jason: We'd need a wormhole to get out alive.

Voltaire: On a moon of Yavin's where we hide.
Voltaire: We're having trouble with the hyperdrive.
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): This planet keeps on spinning and the Death Star's now in sight.
Voltaire: We hope the rebels take it out in time.

Voltaire: Oh, come on let's not fight,
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): it's so unintellectual.
Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Jason: Wouldn't it be nice
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and so much more effectual?
Jason: To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!

Voltaire: Think how awesome it would be a
Voltaire: team up with Jean Luc and Leah,
Jason: Kirk and Chewie save the day,
Jason: blowing up a bird of prey.
Voltaire: Han and Spock they set a net
Voltaire: and trap the Borg and Boba Fett
Voltaire: While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader.
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): Luke and Worf get into it and blow the Death Star into bits
Jason: And then we throw the tribbles
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): into the Sarlac pit
Voltaire: and then we kick the Ewoks into it.

Jason: Live long and prosper, so say we all
Voltaire: (spoken) Wait, what?
Voltaire: May the force be with you, may the Time Lords keep you.
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Forever, we can Babylon
Voltaire: There's no use debating,
Voltaire(lead), Jason (harmony): the Stargate's waiting,

Voltaire: So come on let's not fight,
Voltaire (lead), Jason (harmony): it's so unintellectual.
Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): So let's take the advice of an Asian homo-sexual...

Voltaire: "Fellow Star folks, cool it down!"
Robert Picardo: Celebrity voice impersonated.

Jason (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Voltaire: Hell, I want to be SciFi multi-Trektual!

Jason: (spoken) Live long and prosper,
Voltaire: (spoken) May the force be with you!
Jason: (spoken) Never give up, never surrender!
Voltaire: (spoken) To infinity and Beyond!!!!!
Jason: (spoken) Really, Voltaire? Really?