Picardo: Live long and prosper, if you're one of us. Voltaire: May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you. Picardo: Forever, we have been at odds. Voltaire: Cause you're a drooling Trekkie Picardo: Says the Lucas lackey. Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony) : Whatever!
Picardo: We are out in space the last frontier, Picardo: Seeking life that's new and strange out here Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and new civilizations in the great beyond. Picardo: boldly going where no one has gone.
Voltaire: Our tale is better in every way. Voltaire: in a galaxy far far away Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): a great adventure happened a long time ago, Voltaire: but then I don't suppose that you would know.
Picardo: We have ray guns we call phasers Voltaire: We have blasters AND lightsabers Picardo: We have ships that fly at warp Voltaire: Yeah, it's called "Hyperspace", you dork! Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks! Voltaire: yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!
Picardo: Oh come on let's not fight, Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): : it's so unintellectual. Picardo: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? Voltaire: (spoken) that's disgusting Picardo: (spoken) yeah, forget I mentioned it.
Picardo: Klingons shooting at our starboard side. Picardo: We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise. Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side. Picardo: We'd need a wormhole to get out alive.
Voltaire: On a moon of Yavin's where we hide. Voltaire: We're having trouble with the hyperdrive. Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): This planet keeps on spinning and the Death star's now in sight. Voltaire: We hope the rebels take it out in time.
Voltaire: Oh, come on let's not fight, Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): it's so unintellectual. Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? Picardo: Wouldn't it be nice Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): and so much more effectual? Picardo: To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Voltaire: Think how awesome it would be a Voltaire: team up with Jean Luc and Leah, Picardo: Kirk and Chewie save the day, Picardo: blowing up a bird of prey. Voltaire: Han and Spock they set a net Voltaire: and trap the Borg and Boba Fett Voltaire: While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader. Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): : Luke and Worf get into it and blow the Deathstar into bits Picardo: And then we throw the tribbles Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): into the Sarlac pit Voltaire: and then we kicked the Ewoks into it.
Picardo: Live long and prosper, so say we all Voltaire: (spoken) Wait, what? Voltaire: May the force be with you, May the time Lords keep you. Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Forever, we can Babylon Voltaire: There's no use debating, Voltaire(lead), Picardo (harmony): the Stargate's waiting,
Voltaire: So come on let's not fight, Voltaire (lead), Picardo (harmony): it's so unintellectual. Voltaire: How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): So let's take the advice of an Asian homo-sexual...
Voltaire: "Fellow Star folks, cool it down!" Robert Picardo: Celebrity voice impersonated.
Picardo (lead), Voltaire (harmony): Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual! Voltaire: Hell, I want to be Sci Fi multi-Trektual!
Picardo: (spoken) Live long and prosper, Voltaire: (spoken) May the force be with you! Picardo: (spoken) Never give up, never surrender! Voltaire: (spoken) To infinity and Beyond!!!!! Picardo: (spoken) Really, Voltaire? Really?