Screw The Ocampa! (I wanna go home) (BiTrektual Version) (Banned on Vulcan)
We were in the Badlands one day Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay We were whisked into the Delta Quadrant Fuck, thats far away
I wanna go home Please let me go home I say screw the Ocampa I wanna go home
The Caretaker had an array That could get us home safe But Janeway that ignorant slut She blew it away I wanna go home Please let me go home Drop me off at a wormhole I wanna go home So now I'm stuck here for years In the Delta Quadrant I fear With the Kazon and Hirogen And a brother with pointy ears
I wanna go home Please let me go home Talaxian chicks are ugly I wanna go home
So hoist up the aft nacelles See how the warp core burns Tell Janeway to go to Hell I wanna go home
I wanna go home Please let me go home I say fuck the Ocampa I wanna go home