Hi, can I get you guys something? Uh, yeah, I'll have 'mama's signature spaghetti,' please? Uh, green salad, please. What do you have that's on tap? Sweet Apple Acres reserve, hard cider. I'll take that. Uh... I'll have the halibut. Okay, I will be back with your things. Hey, Panda, whatever happened with you going to Everfree Northwest? I mean, no one knew I was going so it kinda seemed pointless—hold on, ugh, not this guy again. What, what's going on? It's probably that guy that keeps bugging him about being a brony or some shit like that. Well... you tried blocking him, right? Yeah but now he's sending messages to my Facebook. What's that dude's problem? Augh, another message. Wait, it's a call from Buffalo. Let me take this... hello?
—BUFFALO— Yo. Buffalo Brony keeping it true In MLP clothing brands Especially Ditzy Doo hoods I'm reppin the OGs in the hood we're original Gummys with this old school street crap like we ain't got no teeth spit straight up real rap.
You're rather flawed compared to a brony Got other shots? No. I'm open to rocks you throw at me Nah, you won't land a pop, bro Think that you're hot, so what? You ain't got me on ropes, the ones hanging around are all you haters like a cockroach
It's hard to kill you but until you die I will continue to write Muderous lyrics in my ill mind Like pesticide But I'll also step on you nonstop. We bronies stompin' on you squares like it's hopscotch.
Been here for a bit I'm legit so my print and my spit is like symbols of Ra I'm fresh—got their awe Like Ursa I roar I'm fishing for other spitters who are raw Egyptian hiroglyphics in my talk Ancient like in the time of the Gods I'm bringing it back, with alicorn magic Under the title of pony rap god
—VYLET— Nice, Buffalo Brony you took it away But unfortunatley all of these haters are still here to stay, I say, How do you haters get so butthurt Over what we watch? We're still real men... take a look at my crotch (HAH!)
I think it's time that you understood what we're all about All this love and this tolerance crap? Nah. Don't even run your mouth. Damn, you can't even keep peace in your neighborhood. Do you really expect adult men to practice the greater good? Well good, cuz
Not everybody can teach you about Honesty You wouldn't have enough of that Loyalty All the things you've been talking about Saying that we so desperatley shout In our efforts to keep haters out? Well then Zaya, show 'em out.
—KORUPT— It might be time for me to touch wack But fuck that When the pony haters start up It's time to bust back I shouldn't say it But I'ma say it Screw the love and tolerance When it comes to playin'
My rap game Haters still tryn'a tap thang Dark night to the pony haters Call me bat-mane A bit harsh, but I've got some screws loose Just know you fuckers can't hang Like a loose noose
—AOSHI— haven't transcribed his yet :C
—ATARAXIA— Alright... I'm gonna be clear in this song And to the point in this verse Your insults are bad, washed up, And certainly weak They might have been somewhat hurtful Back in 2010 But now your prospect are certainly bleak
(In that) Anything to any fan of ponies you say Like, "oh wow, your fanbase is totally gay," Could come even close to hurting us When you notice the plus that "A guy and a girl" has decayed.
Who honestly cares about your hate anymore? Vy's just helping us push back For one last time Everything's said already, so it's time to turn up the heat. Hopefully the other verses hurt As much as mine
Your forefront positions are simple derisions of basic coniditions that all people share. Putting those aside is affronting our pride that the changing of tides is totally fair. Your lack of acceptance is simply just evidence that personal transcendance has not quite occured. So ignoring community and claiming immunity won't invite opportunity to join in the herd.
—JACOB A— Ok now let me just spit some lines Don't you realize that you're out of time? We all have a right to like what we do This shouldn't even affect you
Does it matter what I rap about? You step in the ring and you're down for the count We're hated because we watch a show? Give me a second so I can reload
Call me whatever it doesn't matter I'm here just climbin' the ladder Can't understand, let me slow down No turnin' back now
We're back against the wall Let's make the haters take the fall You have no idea what we can do Aren't you gonna make your move?
Yeah, sure, make fun of me now But just wait until I blast this sound I'll show you all you've been mistaken The decisions you've been making
One day we'll take over the nation It'll be everyone's conversation We'll all turn around what you've been sayin' No matter what you heard I'm no imitation
What if you went fishing and you caught a fish? Okay, here's your... why the heck are there microphones on the table? Woah, Panda, you can rap? What?