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Alla: Hello, is your name Vadim?

VZ: Yes, how can I help you?

Alla: Oh, I don’t know how to say this, but my sister recommended you as a date doctor?

VZ: A date doctor? Oh, it’s more simple than that, I actually prefer to go by a relationship counselor.

Alla: It doesn’t matter what you call yourself, most important if you can help me. Can you?

VZ: Not until you tell me your story.

Alla: Ok, you see I always think about my appearance. I think that I look unattractive.

VZ: Why would you ever think that way?

Alla: I guess, I am not confident. I have no idea how to attract a man.

VZ: Are you actually aware that men are attracted to very basic things.

Alla: Yes, I know, but I don’t want them think that I am just up to sex.

VZ: So you’re not up to sex? Then what are you up to?

Alla: Oh, doctor it’s a very sensitive topic. Can I be honest with you?

VZ: Of course, that’s why you’re here. I fully respect mutual trust, so please go ahead.

Alla: I think my main problem is that I accidently seduce real amateurs, who can’t even remember that my favorite coffee is espresso and not cappuchino.

VZ: Oh, I see your point. I am sure I can improve your so-called professionalism.

Alla: What do you mean? You can make me a cup of coffee?

VZ: Exactly, your problem is coffee, I think it’s connected to your childhood.

Alla: Are you out of your mind doctor? What does it have to do with coffee?

VZ: You see, it’s called a coffee OCD.

Alla: What is AD/CD?

VZ: It’s OCD, Obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Alla: Can you help me doc?

VZ: First of all we’ll have to work on your hang-ups, then we can improve your self-confidence.

Alla: What do I have to do? I am willing to give all myself to it.

VZ: We’ll get to it, but a bit later, now I need a part of you that will go to lunch with me.

Alla: Are you hitting on me?

VZ: Don’t worry Alla, it’s a part of my program.

Alla: A theoretical program, I repeat theoretical program...


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