I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams Nursin' on my glass teat It was a party, you were suckin' liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker It was a party, you were suckin' liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker
I peed in my pants and ran down the street Towards Washington Square Park, Where you had been beat up You were wearing rags, I was wearing pointe shoes I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze
The definition of A crazy person is Someone who does the same thing over And over again, while expecting new results I cut off my tongue You started to kiss me Blood trickled down Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever mince meat?
I called up my momma, but I couldn't be sweet, so I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets Got bitten by a squirrel And stepped on a syringe The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge
You said, "Honey?" I said, "Baby?" You said, "Funny." I said, "Maybe." You says, "Hi Honey." I says "Hey Baby." You asked, "Was it funny?" And I say, "Well maybe." Maybe, maybe
I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams Nursin' on my glass teat I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams Nursin' on my glass teat The definition of A crazy person is It was a party, you were sucking liquor On your jacket, a VIP sticker It was a party, you were sucking liquor On your jacket a VIP, uh....