Once there was a guy who drank so hard - SO HARD He was not very old, not very smart - NOT SMART He drank all through the day He drank all through the night And now he doesn't drink - He died at thirty-nine.
Once there was a guy who smoked a lot - A LOT He even tried some weeds and tried some pot - SOME POT He fought a deadly cancer Nothing he could do And now he doesn't smoke - He died at thirty-two.
Once there was a guy who scored chicks - SOME CHICKS And every other night he showed them tricks - SOME TRICKS A very jealous husband A pistol in his hands And now he doesn't score - Was shot at twenty-eight