Grandma is a rhino My brother is a dog I can tell it's Animal Day 'Cause my best friend just turned into a frog Bobby is a monkey My girlfriend is a horse But I'm not turning into anything–– I never caused animal wars! Uh-oh! Growin' hair on my hands! I'd better run for mirror! I'm an animal!
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It's Animal Day It's Animal Day It's Animal Day It's Animal Day
Now the animals have cars They're starting to run us over Notches on the steering wheel My pet is calling me Rover Deers are hunting for humans Seals keep crushing our heads Animals betting on us at the track My animal's in my bed