I bought my wife a computer 'bout 3 or 4 weeks ago She got so excited she said "Daddy, I love you so!" They put it all together I even bougth her a brand new chair But since she sat down with that damn thing she don't even know I'm here
I got them high tech blues 'cause my woman is busy all the time Yeah you know I ain't got no real good lovin' since my baby got on line.
She just wake up in the morning about the break of dawn Checkin' all that email she turn that thing on If I asked for my breakfast is like lookin' for a fight She said: "Don't bother me right now, daddy, because I'm working on my website!"
I got them high tech blues 'cause my woman is busy all the time Yeah you know I ain't got no real good lovin' since my baby got on line.
I've tried to be a good man 'cause you know I love my wife But that modem and hard drive is about to ruin my life I'm gonna download all that mess in there I'm gonna bust that scanner, too I'm gonna take that floppy disc and cut up that little mouse, too.
I got them high tech blues and I just can't stand no more Yeah, between that woman and that damn computer somebody's got to go.