Never thought that I knew too much I always thought I knew enough I didn't want to learn this stuff I didn't ever want to be that tough But love was just implied And everything else died This class has now begun In Murder 101
You can learn it in the first degree You could even make yourself believe That you'll never even think of me When you're packing up your things to leave Now my intuition failed I can't graduate unskilled They don't excuse the young This is Murder 101
Find yourself another heart that needs a rest Tie a hook onto a single thread Drop it down beneath the chest There's the first part of this test They'll grade you on a curve They're including everyone No matter what you've heard You know this class has now begun Drop out before they come To Murder one by one