Max: They've been laughin' since I can't remember But they're not gonna laugh anymore No more \"Maxie the Geek\", no more \"Goof of the Week\" like before Girl: No more algebra tests 'til September Girl's Boyfriend: No more lookin' at losers like him Boy: No more havin' to cheat Another Boy: No more mystery meat Boy 1: No more gym! Boy 2: No more gym! Boy 3: No more gym! Boy 4: NO MORE GYM! Lisa: Gonna move to the mall Chad: Gonna live in the pool Max: Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool Chorus: 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin' Max: After today, she'll be mine! Chorus: After today my brains'll be snoozing Max: If I don't faint, I'll be fine! Twin Girls: I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics Twin Boys: Then down with the textbooks Boy: And up with the comics! Max: Just think of all the time I've been losing Finding the right thing to say Chorus: Things'll be goin' my way after today Max: She looked right through me And who could blame her? I need a new me Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof Cheerleaders: And after today I'm gonna be cruisin' Grunge Girls: No more pep rallies to cut Blech! Chorus: After today my brains'll be snoozing Bus Driver: I'm gonna sit on my butt Max: I've got less than an hour And when this is ended I'll either be famous Principal Mazur: Or you'll be suspended! Chorus: Just think of all the time I've been losing Waiting until I could could say Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents good-bye Gonna party from now 'til the end of July Things'll be goin' my way After today Max: I wish that this was the day After today