Miss Pataya Jade, my peter- meter maid Likes to cock tease for the show There's so much more to this Lotus whore She can come like a lava flow She pinned me to the floor, rocked me to the core All the while she’s screamin'… do me, please don't stop
She said I'm gonna love you long time Do me baby till I drop She said I'm gonna love you long time Do me baby don’t you stop till you pop Rockin' and rollin' to the Chiang Mai Bop
Miss Saigon Sue always knew what to do She's tighter than a guitar string When I strummed her chord her Tiger Lilly roared She'd squeeze me till the heavens sing Like the blooming of a flower, she'd open and devour Swallowed me whole, I'll be shooting blanks tonight…
She said I'm gonna love you long time C'mon baby, I won't bite She said I'm gonna love you long time You just sparked my appetite for the night Su-Sushi-Suzi, she'll stay till morning light
You say you're kitty does tricks? Whoa, how'd you shoot that ping pong ball? What else did they teach you in charm school baby? What the… it's smoking a cigarette… damn Well Joey's got a Bigapini Cohiba just for you babe… now smoke this!