Mary Lou, she was my soul mate from the hood She’d suck the chrome off bumpers like no other ever could She loved her pearls, and she always wore them well But when we went to Hollywood my life just turned to hell Sweet Mary Lou, she meant the world to me Then some agent called and she just set me free
My baby left me to be a porn star She’s earning large for what she used to give away to me
I was alone and surfed the internet one day Found a brand new starlet so I rubbed one out her way Then came the pan, her face in focus on the screen Who’d have thought I’d rub one off to my former beauty queen When she cried for more her voice was all too clear No prescription pill could ever help me here
My baby left me to be a porn star I lost to Hefner’s clout and damned non-credibility My baby left me to be a porn star She’s earning large for what she used to give away to me
Turn around girl, upside down girl Can you take another inch or two Suffocated, hot fudge she ate it! I thought that treat was just between me and you…